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Pair Demotivational Poster

I SEE THE PROBLEM RIGHT HERE - And I can tell you, it's gonna cost!

TAGS: baby mechanic stroller repair
Rating: 4.49/5

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ughomer - January 4, 2013, 6:57 pm
Double 5 Lions for this one!!



TAGS: despair fail sad failure life
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hawamleh - August 25, 2011, 4:42 am
Now this one does deserve a bump :D
Verdeckt - August 25, 2011, 12:47 am
Hawamleh - July 4, 2010, 10:36 pm
Thank You
omiweapon - July 3, 2010, 7:35 pm
Well done
Faceplant31 - July 2, 2010, 6:30 pm
Amazazing! Thats how i feel about the top five.
Hawamleh - July 2, 2010, 3:48 pm
thanks Guys I hope i can always make these things
Haarakkon - July 2, 2010, 1:34 pm
Very nice.
RnRollie - July 2, 2010, 11:02 am
20 lions
MisterJJ - July 2, 2010, 9:15 am
A REAL demotivational poster... It's been a while. Nice!
forseti - July 2, 2010, 9:03 am

I SEARCHED MY SOUL - for reasons to live, any excuse to stop me taking my .45 and kissing oblivion. I could think of only one... I really should take that library book back first.

TAGS: despair suicide 45 library book
Rating: 4.63/5

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pickleviper - July 5, 2012, 7:04 pm
A gunshot in a library? Just imagine how many people would turn around and say, 'Sssshhhhhhh.'
SteveFurlong - July 5, 2012, 6:24 pm
Very responsible. I approve! Just don't shoot yourself in the library after you've returned the book. You might get gore on other books.
pickleviper - July 5, 2012, 8:17 am
Some things are cliches for a reason. :)
GaryO - July 5, 2012, 8:15 am
Saw it comin’, but still couldn’t hold back a chuckle. Nice one PV, very nice….5L of course


TAGS: love despair fate lmao screwed
Rating: 4.86/5

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mariand - May 4, 2012, 12:59 am

TITS - Blue ones... A pair of them

TAGS: blue tits pair
Rating: 1.76/5

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teen - July 25, 2008, 5:41 pm
I'd do any birds.
Sean - July 25, 2008, 1:11 pm
I love this one, even though it is a bit light on the scatological content ... in other words, all titi, no caca.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 25, 2008, 2:10 am
Yet another motifake centered entirely around a pair of tits...oh. nevermind, Great tits!

MICKEY DESPAIRS... - 82 years old... still dating the same chick...

TAGS: mickey despairs
Rating: 4.24/5

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forseti - May 19, 2010, 4:52 pm
could be, culos... but 1L?? I don't think so. Anyway, i like it (twelve years relationship) ;)
mike34 - May 19, 2010, 4:33 pm
Even after two weeks it's still hard to imagine 82 years. 5 desperate married lions from me
culos - May 19, 2010, 4:25 pm
Or maybe the poster is not as funny as you think!
forseti - May 19, 2010, 4:24 pm
whoever voted 1L probably never had an relationship that lasted more than two weeks! ;)

DESPAIR - I am in it!


TAGS: despair complain live longer pzy
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - November 24, 2010, 5:19 pm

damn, the timmies are gonna be here forever.
Derek - November 24, 2010, 5:07 pm
Or at least, that's the way it seems to the rest of us.
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 5:05 pm
I like this one.

IF YOU LOOK INTO MY EYES - you will see that there is no hope

TAGS: despair january challange creepy
Rating: 2.67/5

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Bartimaeus - January 4, 2010, 3:40 pm
Holy shit! Roamer has sharingan!


Hope -

TAGS: hope despair
Rating: 4.93/5

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Greeny - March 16, 2014, 10:21 am
N1 again



TAGS: despair depression morning sam ralph
Rating: 4.68/5

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Airman - December 6, 2010, 4:22 pm
he was Sam
CANADA - December 6, 2010, 3:31 pm
some of the best cartoons ever
Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:26 pm

lolz...what was the wolf's name again?


TAGS: suicide despair
Rating: 4.29/5

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spacedog - September 8, 2010, 6:34 pm
Perfect! 5L Face.


TAGS: corrected inspiration day america statue of liberty nice pair of legs fresh perspective
Rating: 3.5/5

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Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 12:28 pm
Ironically, this is a resubmission with a typo fixed...it's scored lower than the original. What is in that typo that people liked so much more?


TAGS: submit and despair
Rating: 3.41/5

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agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 8:54 pm
Genius!!! I love it!


TAGS: hey despair com i will work for porn srsly
Rating: 3.35/5

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[email protected] - November 9, 2009, 2:03 pm
sorry boss but this picture with the cat saying it lacked the power of invisibilty was better. Still a great tag though just find a diferent picture for it.
Ernie - January 27, 2009, 12:48 pm
Another winner!
Sean - January 27, 2009, 12:28 pm
Yer the best, and quite funny ... for a right-winger. Take it easy.
LogicDude - January 27, 2009, 8:32 am
Great Poster, Tags full of Win, hints of oak and apricots...Judges? 5 poodles!
Sean - January 26, 2009, 7:18 pm
Dammit, punctuation does not show up in the tags. Makes it harder to thoroughly abuse that feature. Ah well. Live and yearn.


MERCEDES BENZ - Torn In Half? While Falling In A Ditch?... They're Right. "Unlike any other".


TAGS: death chaos despair
Rating: 2.64/5

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Ashson - December 26, 2010, 10:01 pm
No, but I do post on another site.
pzykosiz - December 26, 2010, 8:25 pm
is this copied from another site?


TAGS: unpaired socks therapy humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 13, 2013, 12:41 pm

Well, it could have been worsted.
ughomer - September 13, 2013, 7:42 am
Pretty darn (get it?) humorous, LG!



TAGS: hey look three pairs of tits
Rating: 4.75/5

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Cubbybear - August 7, 2010, 2:42 am
One can dream....LOL! 5/5 for all the tits


TAGS: decisions std beer goggles judgement impaired
Rating: 4.58/5

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pzykosiz - October 25, 2010, 9:40 pm
not if you kill them first
crankyhead - October 25, 2010, 9:39 pm
anyone who witnesses that leaving your place in the morning is going to have some leverage on you. =) 5


TAGS: hogs greed take runts despair
Rating: 4.27/5

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maoworks2 - June 8, 2012, 8:50 am
Good One.
maoworks2 - June 8, 2012, 8:49 am
Good One.

MERRY CHRISTMAS - At its best our age is an age of searchers and discoverers, and at its worst, an age that has domesticated despair and learned to live with it happily.


TAGS: despair day acheivemnet unecessary the man makes the clothes stare all you like tag mistake
Rating: 3.8/5

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Bartimaeus - November 5, 2009, 7:22 pm
Thanks for the votes, guys, and certainly for the comments. They're hilarious.
CANADA - November 5, 2009, 10:18 am
Mongo - November 5, 2009, 10:02 am
LOL...would you like new car scent or pine?
LogicDude - November 5, 2009, 9:56 am
Priceless! Now where did I lay that stethoscope?
Sean - November 4, 2009, 9:49 pm
Cool. I'm trading in my clip-board. What the hell was I thinking?
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 9:18 pm
Problems at home, Random? This is what happens when you don't go to that Halloween party!
MrRandom - November 4, 2009, 9:15 pm
Here I am making jokes about a cheating girlfriend and a warm watermelon, and this comes along and truly becomes awesome. Excellent Bart.
Bartimaeus - November 4, 2009, 9:14 pm
Thanks, guys. Stuff like that is always good to hear.
spacedog - November 4, 2009, 9:11 pm
Excellent Bart. 5Ls
CANADA - November 4, 2009, 9:09 pm
5lions for 5! Perfect score!
Bartimaeus - November 4, 2009, 9:05 pm
God! the comments are hilarious. Thanks for the votes, guys. I'm glad you like it.
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 9:00 pm
A lab coat from Dr. Seymour Bush
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 8:57 pm
5L - welcome to the world!


TAGS: repair service break
Rating: 3.57/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 1:17 pm
I wouldn't. They don't trust her with real tools even for a photoshoot where they get to stand 10 feet back from her. Clearly they know something about her history we don't. O.o

MY PAIR - beats your hand any day

TAGS: pair
Rating: 3.27/5

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guyfox - April 28, 2010, 6:17 pm
not from mine
R.S.Jake - April 28, 2010, 3:50 pm
That's because they are too naughty guyfox. Nice, but too naughty. My external disk drive is filling up with them! ;)
guyfox - April 28, 2010, 3:12 pm
all my other ones keep getting rejected
Cubbybear - April 28, 2010, 12:31 am
ChickFake...I see another sister site in the makes
agdaniele - April 27, 2010, 8:59 pm
All chickfakes, guyfox? Work on branching out.
GreyScorpion - April 27, 2010, 6:42 pm
LOL @ Jake, watch out for that ace up the sleeve
R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 6:18 pm
A Jack and a Queen is not a pair. Check for an Ace on the red one.


TAGS: inspiration day america statue of liberty nice pair of legs fresh perspective
Rating: 3.25/5

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Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 10:33 am
I wonder if they would let me resubmit this.
Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 10:32 am
Damn typos...my mortal foes.
Player_Meyer - October 12, 2009, 10:30 am
Looked upon *BY* millions... Clever poster though... 4L
Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 10:19 am
No worries. You can't win them all, right? Well...you can. lol
Arrogant Knight - October 12, 2009, 10:17 am
Sorry about the other poster, Mr. B. I thought it was great, if that helps at all.


TAGS: dark despair alone cubby
Rating: 3.25/5

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falloutghoul - August 19, 2011, 8:49 pm
Her face makes me feel I will die in seven days XD


TAGS: despair day at last
Rating: 3.11/5

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Sean - November 4, 2009, 12:30 pm
Ooooooh, the kind of bears that don't give a damn about your pic-a-nik basket. Not that they look famished or anything.
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 12:35 am
The most unlucky ones get picked up by "bears". 5L!

DIRTY PAIR - You can't resist the power of Kei's acclaimed HYPNO-BUTT!

Despair -

Laundromat Sock-Hop -

TAGS: pair of unmatched socks
Rating: 4.78/5

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ughomer - September 12, 2013, 8:48 am
LG ~ there's an "ap" for that!
lgvernon - September 11, 2013, 6:03 pm

A pair of my socks, just this week, forgot this rule. One of them has wandered off~~probably under the bed or in someone else's sock drawer, consorting with who know what kind of rabble (probably a sweat sock).



TAGS: despair addiction loss failure meh
Rating: 4.59/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 11:16 pm
It has been brought to my attention (by an overzealous fellow member) that I neglected to credit the artist who originally wrote the lines above. Thanks to the band Citizen Cope for the inspiration.
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 10:14 pm
Very nice.


TAGS: suicide despair bridge fall probably killed him
Rating: 4.56/5

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GreyScorpion - August 6, 2010, 11:41 am
you first, no you first, I insist....whooops, I lied. 5L

DEMOTIVATION - When we will have lost our reality, we'll find new footholds in despair

TAGS: demotivation despair classic
Rating: 4.55/5

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Reality Lord - March 11, 2011, 5:21 pm

first poster....very solid. 5L

BACHELOR FIX-IT MANUAL - Step One - swipe a neighbor's garbage can


TAGS: motifake quality motivational demotivational demotivator poster genius work office despair
Rating: 4.18/5

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Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 10:23 am
Very nice tribute aggy.
GreyScorpion - June 4, 2010, 9:07 am
I like his choice of colors :) 5L




TAGS: greeting office despair inc nov4
Rating: 3.57/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 5, 2009, 1:01 pm
I just printed this and posted it by my desk.
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 8:14 pm
This is great!!!

BEAUTY - If we make choices solely based on what we see on the outside we will be disappointed. I was right...no bacon, just baloney.

TAGS: november challenge true despair is the absence of bacon
Rating: 3.57/5

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aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 8:00 pm


TAGS: jerry s kids too soon despair inc type poster motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.44/5

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BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:20 pm
That's a 5 you sick bastard...you really need to stop hanging around me.

Despair -

TAGS: despair wizard oz way help
Rating: 3.43/5

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LokyBrain - April 21, 2013, 3:28 am
Ask admin about this. I dont understand this demotivator too.
akoldman - April 21, 2013, 12:27 am
Would someone please translate this in to English or American for us?

DEATH - Everyone is getting closer. You are going to live the highest disappointment and despair because nobody is going to remember you. For your Motifakes?! Is this a joke?!

TAGS: death despair remember time disappointment
Rating: 3.32/5

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R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:36 am
Dito. It is actually rare to find it writen 'IV' on any clock or watch. I Googled it.
CANADA - April 14, 2010, 5:12 am
It is common to write it that way on clocks, take a look at the face of a Rolex


TAGS: expounding on a despair theme
Rating: 2.88/5

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CANADA - August 18, 2009, 9:35 am
Mistakes-was the father forgetting to wrap his tool


TAGS: car repair
Rating: 2.8/5

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Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:26 pm
Maybe if it ain't broke, we'll "fix" it ?

BOBO ATTACKS - As the trainer felt his legs slowly consumed by Bobo, he knew he should have fed him those peanuts earlier.

TAGS: i guess he will have to get a pair of robot legs
Rating: 2.78/5

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agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 10:00 pm
Clearly, one should only use the peanutbutter technique with dogs... this isn't worth it.


SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 - It started out as a nice sunny late summer day, and then the darkness came.

TAGS: not another 911 poster dipair
Rating: 2.71/5

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MO - October 15, 2009, 2:59 pm
Same production company as the moon landing.....I'm just saying.
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 11:06 am
*facepalm* Fuckin' idiotic conspiracy theories...
DreMagnum - October 15, 2009, 10:40 am
I think that the conspiracy theory is really a conspiracy theory and that it did actually happen as was originally reported
bOB cHIN - October 15, 2009, 10:29 am
Yes, indeed. And maybe sometime in the future all will be brought to light.
Björn - October 15, 2009, 10:26 am
thank the NWO and the Neocons for that. 9/11 was an inside job, al qaeda is a myth, but you knew that, didn't you..

GREAT JUST GREAT - The days is just beginning, and it's off to a wondeful start already isn't it.

antagonist -

TAGS: fear doubt despair
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 11, 2015, 12:47 pm
Truth well spoken and artistically portrayed. Well done Sho! 5 goth lions.
Reality Lord - April 11, 2015, 10:26 am

love this 5ho. just....popped into my head when i saw it....soz
Reality Lord - April 11, 2015, 10:25 am

"...anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough." lol

23 Months Ago -

TAGS: daughter life death despair sadness
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 30, 2016, 10:36 am
Reality Lord - November 29, 2016, 11:13 am

holy crap. words cannot describe dude...

It's Time For Me To Fly -

When you want to get ahead in life -

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